FLASHBACK: In Touch ICONS & IDOLS VMA's Party - September 13, 2010

 **Cross your eyes to unlock the 3-D magic!**

Photos by Diabolik 

FLASHBACK: In Touch ICONS & IDOLS VMA's Party
September 13, 2010 

Guys, I cracked it!!  

I went back and discovered what I believe is the exact moment when our timeline diverged from the real one, branching off into the dystopian Hellscape we find ourselves currently stuck in. If my calculations are correct, I believe it's possible for me to go back in time and convince my younger self to help me stop this event from happening, and set us back on the correct timeline.

 

Our first big mistake was allowing reality television to take over, elevating everyday fools to celebrity status, but our fate was truly sealed precisely fifteen years ago today... when the cast of "Jersey Shore" was not just celebrated, but crowned "ICONS & IDOLS" by In Touch Magazine, when they, in fact, were just greasy, orange dregs of humanity who should never have been put on television... a foreshadowing of fake tans to come!

 

At this event was also Omarosa herself, which reminded me that even I used to watch Diaper Don on "The Apprentice", believing it was harmless entertainment, but oh how wrong we were!

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi* attends In Touch Weekly’s ICONS & IDOLS celebration at Bar Marmont in West Hollywood, CA. 9/12/10
*(This shot looks a little off, because Snooki pivoted her torso slightly between shutter clicks, resulting in the 3-D effect being exaggerated to a hilariously appropriate degree. ) 

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola

Deena Nicole Cortese

Jenni “JWOWW” Farley

Pauly "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio

Audrina Patridge... Audrina, why are you looking up directly into my flash instead of my lens? Do you not know how cameras work?

 

Stephanie Pratt 

 

Sofía Vergara... Finally, a REAL celebrity!! 

Jason Derulo

Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth... If my Plan A fails, and I'm unable to stop this event from ever happening, my Plan B is to convince Omarosa to sabotage and derail Donnie Stroke-face's future political aspirations somehow... but how?!

Victoria Justice*

*(This shot is a little off as well, because Victoria took a full step down the carpet in between these two frames, but held the exact same pose. So the 3-D effect works great, in fact I love how shimmering metallic dresses look in 3-D... 
but the background logos don't align at all!)